My Blackberry is not Working

Ok so my boss sent me this link. So funny even for those of you who don't work with phones.

http://www.flixxy.com/my-blackberry-is-not-working.htm?sms_ss=facebook&at_xt=4d4de4e6fe50fc31%2C0

Hehe

Little Billy: I'll bet you ten cents that I can jump higher than your house.

Little Willy: That's impossible! I'll take your bet.

Little Willie watches Little Billy jump one foot off the ground. He bursts out laughing and puts out his hand, expecting Little Billy to give him the money.

Little Billy: Ok, now it's your house's turn.


-2009 Page a Day Calendar

True

The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

darkness


-2009 Page a Day Calendar

Not Found in Webster's

dumbwaiter: The server who asks if the kids would care to order desert.


-2009 Page a Day calender


(Yes, I realize it is almost 2011....I've been a little busy and I just found these)

Underwear is Important

"From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart only to have their car break down in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead."

-from the October 29, 2010 issue of The Coffee Mate

Spaghetti Sauce

"Becky was preparing a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste to have the meal prepared on time she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter during the entire day of preparation. As soon as she discovered her error she became worried about possible spoilage. However, there was not enough time before the meal to cook another batch. She decided to call the local Poison Control Center and voice her concern. They advised Becky to simply boil the sauce again. During the dinner that night, the phone rang and a guest volunteered to answer it. Becky's face turned to extreme embarrasment as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out.""



-The Coffee Mate: July 16, 2010

Quickie

"A cop came up to me tonight and asked where I was between four & six... I said, *Kindergarten"... "


This was from one of my Facebook friend's status update. Thanks Jenny