Joke

Hector: Doc, since I fell on my head I've forgotten everything that happened last week and I'm worried people are going to take advantage of me.

Doctor: Don't worry about it, Hector. Don't even try to remember anything about last week. Just look to the future.

Hector: That's great advice, doc! So what do I owe you?

Doctor: $300, including the $150 you didn't pay me last week.


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Joke (well, do you have a better title?)

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

A hug and a quiche



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Max at the therapist's

Max: Doc, sometimes I think I'm Mickey Mouse; other times I think I'm Donald Duck; and at still other times, I think I'm the entire cast of High School Musical!

Therapist: How long have you been having these Disney spells?


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Joke

Herb: I hate to brag, but Little Billy was a musical prodigy.

Monty: How so?

Herb: At five, he wrote an opera; at six, he wrote a symphony; and at seven, he wrote a duet for piano and violin.

Monty: Wow! What happened at eight?

Herb: At eight, breakfast was on the table and it was time to get ready for school.



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