Spaghetti Sauce

"Becky was preparing a pasta dish for a dinner party she was giving. In her haste to have the meal prepared on time she forgot to refrigerate the spaghetti sauce, and it sat on the counter during the entire day of preparation. As soon as she discovered her error she became worried about possible spoilage. However, there was not enough time before the meal to cook another batch. She decided to call the local Poison Control Center and voice her concern. They advised Becky to simply boil the sauce again. During the dinner that night, the phone rang and a guest volunteered to answer it. Becky's face turned to extreme embarrasment as the guest called out, "It's the Poison Control Center. They want to know how the spaghetti sauce turned out.""



-The Coffee Mate: July 16, 2010

Quickie

"A cop came up to me tonight and asked where I was between four & six... I said, *Kindergarten"... "


This was from one of my Facebook friend's status update. Thanks Jenny