Hehe

Little Billy: I'll bet you ten cents that I can jump higher than your house.

Little Willy: That's impossible! I'll take your bet.

Little Willie watches Little Billy jump one foot off the ground. He bursts out laughing and puts out his hand, expecting Little Billy to give him the money.

Little Billy: Ok, now it's your house's turn.


-2009 Page a Day Calendar

True

The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it?

darkness


-2009 Page a Day Calendar

Not Found in Webster's

dumbwaiter: The server who asks if the kids would care to order desert.


-2009 Page a Day calender


(Yes, I realize it is almost 2011....I've been a little busy and I just found these)